My one of my bosses at Sonoma Partners, the company I work for doing c# for MS CRM, found out I was building this monstrosity during lunch today. He claimed in a year period I won't get 3 girls to dance on the floor.

I beg to differ. I claim 5 girls. 1 being the token 'larger than normal' girl but still, 5 girls. While many may call me a girl, I dance like Bill Cosby so I don't count.