I went to the Chicago southside irish parade on Sunday and realized a few things.

1. The southside is a black hole of incoming calls. You can make outgoing, just no one gets them if they are also in the southside.
2. Cops drink with open containers much like the rest of the crowd.
3. There is are no bathrooms there
4. My friends can actually force me to go somewhere
5. Eating the little ceasers guy is actually funny
   
6. My friend's ass is actually that big
   
7. this is the face you make after leaving a portapotty after a parade
8. and this is me realizing how far I'm from home